HumorFamous Last Words:Are you sure the power is off?Double dare me! Hold my beer for a second and watch this! I can make this light before it changes. I'm making a citizen's arrest. I've seen this done on TV. I wonder where the mother bear is. The odds of that happening have to be a million to one. These are the good kind of mushrooms. What does this button do? What duck? What time does your husband come home? Quotes:There is no need to fasten a bell to a fool--Danish Proverb |
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"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home." -- Unknown Author |