Audio Addiction




Humor

Famous Last Words:

Are you sure the power is off?
Double dare me!
Hold my beer for a second and watch this!
I can make this light before it changes.
I'm making a citizen's arrest.
I've seen this done on TV.
I wonder where the mother bear is.
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
What does this button do?
What duck?
What time does your husband come home?

Quotes:

There is no need to fasten a bell to a fool
--Danish Proverb


"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
-- Unknown Author